“I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”
“I pulled away, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.”
“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.”
“The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.”
“Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”
“I told the police I was not hurt, but upon removing my hat found I had a fractured skull.”