Lawyer: “I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.”
Witness: “Sure, that’s me.”
Lawyer: “Were you present when that picture was taken?”
Lawyer: “Were you acquainted with the deceased?”
Witness: “Yes sir.”
Lawyer: “Before or after he died?”
Lawyer: “Did you blow your horn or anything?”
Witness: “After the accident?”
Lawyer: “No, before the accident.”
Witness: “Sure, I played for ten years – I even went to school for it.”
(No, I was not the lawyer!)
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